Blues At Islanders Open Thread

October 11th, 2008

Damn, that's a big Swede.

By Brad Lee

The Blues travel to Long Island less than 24 hours after clobbering the Predators in the home opener. Will the kids show the same confidence? Will the veterans still have the same jump? Will you survive if we don’t have a live blog the first road game of the season?

There’s an outside shot someone will jump on and try to fill my live-blogging shoes. As was discussed over beers, someone whose name rhymes with Smallagher said, “I fucking hate live blogging. No way. No. Sorry, won’t do it. Uh uh. Nope.” So there’s a chance he might or someone else.

Just in case…here’s a quick and dirty preview. Game time is 6 p.m. in the St. Louis area. TV is KPLR.

So go wild in the comments. And if a live blog magically appears, have fun. We’ll check in a few times.

Holy Crap, Could The Blues Be Good?

October 11th, 2008

A lot of people were screaming

By Brad Lee

Shock and awe. Those were the feelings walking out of Scottrade Center Friday night after the St. Louis Blues won their home opener 5-2 over the Nashville Predators. Where the hell did this team come from and how long are they going to stay?

The Blues have an exceptionally young team with 11 players 25 years or younger with four rookies making their NHL debuts Friday night. Their youth showed, but in overly positive ways. First, the Blues have a lot of enthusiasm on the ice. Part of it was the excitement of opening night in front of a sold-out crowd with an electric atmosphere.

Secondly, St. Louis is a much faster team than compared to any of the recent editions. It’s a startling difference watching the play break up ice quickly through the neutral zone, one of the nagging problems the team had a year ago. Their puck pursuit was outstanding with players pouncing all over the ice.

Finally, this team even as young as it is has a much higher skill level. The stickhandling, the passing, the creativity on the ice is refreshing. The Blues since the lockout have been a stale, plodding team relying on primarily hard work and capitalizing on rare chances. Not last night.

The easiest comparison to last night and all of last season is the power play. The Blues Walt hugs a 20-year-old Swede. Totally not creepy.scored four goals with a man advantage Friday night - the first time the team has done that since January 2004. I think most fans would have been happy with a pair of power play goals.

Of the veterans, Lee Stempniak was more assertive Friday than in any game last season. Paul Kariya was flying again. Brad Boyes obviously wants to make sure people know last year wasn’t a fluke.

Granted, one game can be deceiving. The kids who looked mature beyond their years and overflowing with confidence Friday could be tentative and slow to react on the road Saturday night on Long Island. The veterans could feel the effects of traveling and playing back-to-back nights. Chris Mason could struggle his first game as a Blue. Saturday’s game will be a quick reality check for this team.

This was my No. 1 question heading into Friday’s opener: Was the preseason real or just a mirage? With 1/82nd of the season gone, I’d say it was pretty fucking real. This team was predicted to challenge for the No. 1 overall pick in the 2009 draft. Right now, they’re tied for the lead of the Central Division. I’ll take that.

Quick Hits

  • Defenseman Barret Jackman went down in a heap with 11 minutes left in the second period. Replays showed he took an accidental skate the groin. The fact that it was an accident didn’t seem to make it hurt any less. He did not return to the game.

  • Last year the Blues brought back a lame taco promotion where they gave away a free taco to anyone with a ticket stub when the team scored five goals at home. Compared to 33-cent tacos when the Blues scored five anywhere, it was horrible. I gave my ticket to homeless people both games I saw them hit the mark last season. Friday night when they hit five, the fans didn’t know what to think when the scoreboard flashed a brief message saying five goals = a free Blizzard from Dairy Queen. Apparently the team was going to announce the promotion next week. To make it up to the fans, according to the Blues’ Web site, the one free taco promotion will happen again on Monday.

  • The Blues organist is now out in the open in the Top Shelf area wearing the world’s largest headphones. And yes, he did play “When The Blues Go Marching In” after each Blues goal.

  • If I ever get on the scoreboard with the “Kiss Cam” with my wife, I’m using tongue and grabbing a boob. Fair warning.

  • The first “Let’s Go Blues” chant started by the horn guy in the mezzanine was 10 minutes before the Blues roster was announced. Impressive.

  • Keith Tkachuk was honored during a TV timeout for scoring his 500th career goal during the final game of last season at Columbus. He scored goals 501 and 502 during the game. He was robbed of the first star by goaltender Emmanuel Legace who was good, but not great stopping 20 of 22 shots.

Blues Vs. Predators Open Thread

October 10th, 2008

Welcome to the NHL, Teeeeej.

By Brad Lee

Anybody getting any work done today?

Non-hockey fans sometimes say, “The season is starting already? Didn’t they just stop playing a few weeks ago???” I hate these people. They deserve a stick jabbed right in their solar plexis. The Blues haven’t played a game since April 6. Hillary Clinton was still a viable presidential candidate in April. The Cardinals started playing on April 1 and finished their entire schedule 12 days ago. It’s been too long and I’m excited. Pumped even.

Fans of the Note have waited patiently through another playoff season spent rooting for teams they don’t care about. They got pumped up for the drafting of dozens of teenagers most people have never heard of. They watched their team sit on the sidelines during free agency. This has felt like the longest offseason in the history of the St. Louis Blues. But it ends tonight.

Nashville is in town. They’re a scrappy team. Here’s the Yahoo! preview. If you’re headed down tonight, remember our vendor locations: the vending HQ on the northeast corner of 14th and Clark, next to Kung Fu Bunny outside Metrolink, the entrance to the stadium parking garage, inside the garage and the 14th entrance next to where the homeless guys hang out near the old Kiel Opera House.

You may see a few of us milling around the vendors or in the councourse during intermissions. Don’t be afraid to drop a prediction or two or some Fuck Detroit well wishes in the comments. This post will be open during the game for any poor souls stuck at home in such locations as scenic Central Illinois or Sweden. Yes, Sweden.

Let’s Go Blues!

Ranking The Blues

October 9th, 2008

Tkachuk obviously not the player he once was.

By Brad Lee

It has been 185 days since the St. Louis Blues laced ‘em up and took to the ice in a regular season game. Here we are on the eve of the season, forced to wait one more day for the drop of the puck.

Instead of making any predictions for the season, what follows is my own version of a preview for the team. In reverse order, here are the most important players for the St. Louis Blues heading into the 2008-09 season. I only included players on the roster and not on injured reserve. Otherwise, I’d have to figure out where to put Erik Johnson, a guy who won’t play this season but is easily one of the three most important players in the organization. Feel free to discuss/disagree in the comments.

23. Cam Janssen: The pride of Eureka would be a feel good story as the first NHL player born and raised in the St. Louis area if he was a decent hockey player. He obviously wants to be the modern Tyson Nash - the player other teams hate playing against. Unfortunately he often plays too recklessly and doesn’t appear to have much in the skills department to warrant dressing on a regular basis if enforcer D.J. King is healthy. Otherwise, go Wildcats!

22. Mike Weaver: This defenseman played in 55 games last year for the Canucks and managed zero goals and one assist. At 5 feet, 9 inches tall, he’s not a physical force. He’s a spare part at best and will join Janssen in the press box buffet line or will be chilling in Peoria as long as the other defensemen are healthy. In fact, he’s only on the Blues at the moment because of injuries to Jeff Woywitka and Jonas Junlund.

I hope D.J. Dwayne doesn't read the rankings. I won't get invited back to his condo.

21. D.J. King: I like enforcers as much as the next guy, but King needs to improve his hockey skills to the point where he can compete for regular shifts. Otherwise, he’ll be stuck at the end of the bench or in street clothes too often and won’t deserve a higher ranking.

20. Roman Polak: I like a good Roman Polak joke as much as the next guy, but he enters the season as probably the team’s sixth defenseman. He’s big, strong and is an underrated skater. Watch his play early in the season. If he seems comfortable, he’ll have the courage to get more involved in the offense, something the Blues desperately need from their defensemen. If he’s tentative, his shifts will be limited.

19. Yan Stastny: If the son of a Hall of Famer can develop himself into a mainstay on the penalty kill, Stastny will have a key role on this team. Without Jamal Mayers and his twin brother Ryan Johnson, the Blues will be looking for a new identity on a unit that was among the best in the league for much of the season.

18. Jay McClement: Miscast as a possible playmaking center with other youngsters the last two seasons, McClement will need to become an established defensive-first forward for the Blues to succeed. He too could benefit from the new-look penalty kill.

17. Dan Hinote: He’s in the last year of his contract. He has a hot wife. He’s won the Stanley Cup before. Hinote will never be confused with a goal scorer, but he can be a tone-setter and a “good dressing room guy.” If he leaves the team at some point during the season or after, his main objective should be to teach Stastny and McClement how to be tenacious and tough on the opposition every night.

16. Jay McKee: How depressing is it that a guy making $4 million a year and who was the new regime’s first free agent signing is such an afterthought on this team? His first season was shortened to only 23 games because of injuries. Fragile Jay made it into 66 games last season, but wasn’t the shutdown defender he had shown in Buffalo. Hopefully he drank his milk over the summer. He handles the puck likes it’s a grenade and he just pulled the pin.

15. Lee Stempniak: If Dutchie’s play returns to the level he showed during 2006-07, he’ll have his legion of fans back in his corner. On the cusp of the new season, he’s a player on the brink of becoming a key complementary player on this team or an afterthought. He has as much or more to prove as any player on the team.

14. T.J. Oshie: I have tempered expectations for the rookie forward. While he’s got some experience under his belt with three solid years at North Dakota, Oshie has a lot to learn about what it takes to be a physical, offensive player in the NHL, especially a player under 6 feet tall. He’s got some potential, but it’s hard to say what he’s going to do with it this first season.

13. Steve Wagner: The young defenseman has the offensive potential to help the Blues forget about Erik Johnson at least a few shifts a night. He’s one of the few defensemen on the team dangerous with the puck - and in a good way. But he’s going to have to prove he’s reliable in his own end as well as the opposition’s.

12. David Backes: At the end of last season, Backes had no quit in him. He became a physical force on a nightly basis registering among the league leaders in hits. He’s shown some offensive upside, but hasn’t been consistently put on a line with players who can help him create offensively. He drives to the net and makes his money on the doorstep. As long as he comes out of the gate aggressively, he’s going to be an important player for the Blues.

11. Keith Tkachuk: This ranking may be too high based on his age and his inconsistent level of play, but his personality controls the dressing room. Murray will have to be considerate of his age. Tkachuk was a different player last season with a couple days of rest. The challenge will be to keep him fresh and contributing.

10. Chris Mason: Not too many teams would have their backup goaltender this highly ranked. But if you look at last season, the Blues would have been much closer to making the playoffs with a consistent No. 2 goalie. Hannu Toivonen was a fucking train wreck. Mason will push Legace, who at 35 is probably best suited to playing 50-55 games a season now. The Blues will be counting on Mason to keep a high level of play when Legace is getting a break.

9. Alex Pietrangelo: Defensemen at age 18 usually aren’t considered ready for the NHL. Orange Jell-O will get his chance to prove early in the season that he is indeed ready to play with the big boys. Otherwise, after nine games he’ll be sent back to Juniors in Canada. It’s his chance to seize. The first-round pick will be one of the more compelling stories of the season and a barometer for the status of the Blues’ youth movement. It is scary to see a player born in 1990 playing in the NHL. Chris Chelios was already considered old and washed up when this kid was born.

8. Barret Jackman: No. 5 is undersized for a physical defenseman. He’s had trouble with injuries. He’ll never be an asset on the power play. He’s not a lot of things. But when he’s playing up to his potential and healthy, Jackman give the Blues a mean streak, an attitude that translates to tough play and a hard-nosed edge that has been lacking some nights during recent seasons. He’s a tough son of a bitch and he needs to play like it every night for this defense to succeed.

7. Patrik Berglund: Since this is only his first season playing North America, he wasn’t in the top three on the list. He could be that good. As Blues broadcaster Kelly Chase said on the air recently, Blues forwards won’t know what to do playing with a center who is 6′4″ and can skate. His size, reach, skating, vision, passing and dexterity on the ice are all game changers. His ability to quickly adapt to the NHL game from Sweden will determine how quickly he becomes a star player. Seriously.

6. David Perron: Count me as one of the countless fans who didn’t fucking understand what the fuck Murray was doing not playing Perron with offensive players and in prime spots such as the worst power play in the league. Murray left the training wheels on too long last year. With a full season under his belt, it’s going to be exciting to see what the French-Canadian can do. If he falters early, it will be interesting to see what Murray does with his playing time.

5. Eric Brewer: I still believe the dude has been miscast as the team captain, but he’s easily the most important defenseman on the team. Brewer will most likely lead the team in ice time and be thrust into the waning minutes of every close game. He may never approach the potential he showed in previously making the Canadian Olympic team. He may never be an energetic, emotional player. But he could be just a good player. I can live with that. I just wish people would stop reminding everyone he was the main guy in the Pronger trade. Shit, I did it again.

4. Paul Kariya: Earn your money.

3. Emmanuel Legace: He plays well, the team plays well. I was reading on the Internet one time about how it’s all about the goaltending. Somehow that lunatic was right. But if Legace needs a night off, they have Mason - a gigantic improvement over Toivonen last season. Don’t forget, he’s in a contract year.

2. Bradley Boyes: I’m not going to say he has to score 40 goals for the Blues to be competitive this season, but it would sure help. He’s called three cities home in his short NHL career because more was always expected of him. Now is the time to show last year wasn’t a fluke. No pressure.Here's to hoping McDonald and the Boyes celebrate a lot this season.

1. Andy McDonald: He’s in a contract year. Playing on a line with Boyes and Stempniak in the preseason, he made each of them better with the line totaling an insane 35 points scored in just five games. He was a key player in Anaheim’s run to the Stanley Cup in 2006-07. If he’s playing at a high level, that’s less pressure for Berglund to play in key situations. He has to help the power play get better. If the Blues are out of the race by late February, the team could demand a good haul of picks and/or prospects at the trade deadline.

Like I said, let me hear it in the comments.

The Curse Of The Blues Team Calendar

October 7th, 2008

Damn thing is going in the fireplace.

By Brad Lee

If I was superstitious, I would say the 2007-08 Blues calendar jinxed the team last season. And the damn thing is having an effect on this season too. Now that it’s run out and doesn’t extend into October, maybe I should burn it.

The thing was destined to be a disaster when Eric Brewer was the first player featured. I firmly believe Brewer is a cyborg. Watching him on the ice, the defenseman plays without emotion 82.3 percent of the time, maybe more. Oh he’ll show some emotion in a game in Edmonton, one of his former teams. He’ll crack a rye smile if he’s on the ice during a goal. Otherwise, he’s stoic, metal-like. Maybe the calendar-makers had a premonition about Brewer being named team captain mid-season by leading off the 12 months with him. Piss-poor choice and the thing was off to a bad start.

In November, Keith “Big Walt” Tkachuk was featured with about a week’s worth of stubble in the picture. It’s nearly half gray. Can’t fault a guy for getting old, but he sure played like he was old near the end of the season — with or without him scoring his 500th career goal.

December had Emmanuel Legace and I would never say a cross word about his play last season. He did miss the beginning of December with an injury. I’m sure that was purely coincidental.

Paul Kariya was not the player the Blues thought he would be last season. He was the featured Blue for January. He had a decent month, but as the season reached the stretch run in February, critics said No. 9 looked at least a step slower and wasn’t the offensive Instead of giving him his own night, they gave him a month!force the team needed, especially on the power play.

February was a train wreck with Doug Weight. He sucked during the early months of the season even while the team was playing well. He was approached in early December about waiving his no-trade clause. He said no. They asked him again and threatened his playing time. He reconsidered, approved the trade and was gone in mid-December to Anaheim. So it was just plain awkward when Blues fans flipped the calendar on Feb. 1, the same day Anaheim was in St. Louis…and the Blues gave away Doug Weight figurines. What, couldn’t they have given him a key to the city too? Retire his jersey? Brutal.

Bryce. Long time no see. And then there’s March, the month for Bryce Salvador who was traded to New Jersey on Feb. 26. Two months, two guys who were traded away before they even got to him in the calendar. Now I didn’t have the emotional attachment to Sal that some did, but he was a useful, comparatively cheap player who was pretty much guaranteed gone during free agency in July anyway. Still, I looked like a moron in my cubicle flipping from an Anaheim player to a New Jersey player with my St. Louis Blues calendar. But it didn’t stop there. Hell no.

April was Barret Jackman, a guy they came really close to trading in February. They dodged a bullet on that one. The same thing happened with May and featured player Fragile Jay McKee. Do you know how many injuries and games on the injured list McKee probably should have had by the month of May? The calendar people were daring McKee to have a career-threatening injury.

June is barely worth mentioning because it had Lee Stempniak, a player with a season barely worth mentioning.

July is the month that comes after the NHL draft, firmly in the home stretch for the Damn, Toronto. That's kind of mean.calendar that runs until September. It’s also the month after featured player Jamal Mayers was traded to Toronto. That means one-quarter of the players in the calendar were traded before they got to bask in the glow of their own month. It’s diabolical.

Mr. August almost brought the same fate upon himself. David Backes in July signed an offer sheet with Vancouver. The Blues took less than two hours to match the offer, but it’s conceivable team president John Davidson could have let him walk for compensation. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, heloooooooo September.

It’s the last month on the calendar. It’s up on the wall during training camp as excited fans prepare for the season to drop the puck the second week in October. Of course the team chose to put up the face of a player that’s all about the future, the player that represents the future and brighter expectations for the team. Of course they would put former No. 1 A healthy Erik Johnson = punch to the gut.overall pick Erik Johnson on September. And of course the last month the calendar had before it hit the trash can it would shit on us one more time with Johnson tearing his knee to bits on a damn golf course.

It’s a good thing I’m not superstitious because the Blues start the new season Friday with another team calendar night. I’m going to be there and I readily admit that I have been lost since Oct. 1 when I suddenly didn’t have a calendar by my desk anymore. I just hope Legace, Tkachuk and Andy McDonald, who will be unrestricted free agents after the season, are featured before the trade deadline in February.

Get Your Monthly Blues Wallpaper

October 7th, 2008

Don't click on this one, go to one of the links.

By Brad Lee

When you turn you computer on, do you have that annoying blue background behind all your desktop icons? Have you thought, “Man, I wish I had a desktop wallpaper that had the Blues’ schedule for the next month.” Well do we have a free download for you.

The picture at the top is what you can download for your computer thanks to friend of the site Derrick, who does some nifty freelance design work.

Here are the direct links to the images:

1024×768 is here:
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A wide-screen 1440×900 is here:
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We’ll have one each month until the Blues are playing golf. Whatever month that is.

How The Blues Spent Their Summer

October 7th, 2008

Hey big boy, where you going?

By Brad Lee

The following is reprinted from InsideSTL.

The past is prologue.

In other words, to understand how the Blues have gotten to where they are this week, ready to embark on a new campaign, we need to look at the end of the third disappointing season in a row that resulted in tee times instead of playoff beards.

The first two months of the 2007-08 season, the St. Louis Blues had one of the easiest Excuse me. Pardon me. Sir, I can't see.schedules in the NHL. It was heavy with home dates and days off. A well-rested, well-fed team got fat on lots of home cooking. Emboldened by All Star goaltender Emmanuel Legace, optimism at the Scottrade Center ran as freely during the first half of the season as the 20 oz. tall boys on Saturday nights when the Hawks are in town. Unfortunately, Tuesday, Feb. 19 was the last day of the season we would feel positive about the St. Louis Blues.

St. Louis had won two straight games against Columbus and Chicago by identical 5-1 scores. Both home games were sellouts. Each of the two games saw the Blues, the worst power play team in the NHL a season ago, score three goals with the man advantage. The team was flying high, actually in the playoff hunt for the first time since the lockout of 2004-05. And then the whole thing went to shit.

They would go 0-5-1 over their next six games and win just five of their final 23 games overall. In that span they would take the longest road trip in franchise history with nine games that stretched from the Eastern Time Zone, to the Pacific and back again. Other than a hellacious dinner bill in Montreal that was reportedly above $30,000, the Blues brought home only three points on won win and two regulation ties.

Over those final disappointing, disheartening and utterly depressing 23 games, winger Paul Kariya scored just one fucking goal and 14 total points. The former all star signed during the summer of 2007 to a three year, $18 million contract. And while he clicked on the killer BTK line (Boyes, Tkachuk, Kariya) during that easier early part of the schedule, he lost his scoring touch the second half of the season, presumably when the 33-year-old felt the effects of more road games and fewer days off.

At the end of the season, it was clear the Blues needed more offensive spark from the defensemen, which helped lead to problems on the power play. They also needed depth at goaltender after youngster Hannu Toivonen crumbled when he allowed eight goals in a game at Colorado Dec. 9. The Blues needed to get faster, younger and more talented. Maybe they’ve taken some steps to address some of those issues even without a major free agent signing and only two trades.

The Blues’ brass knew that some of the pieces of the puzzle would arrive this summer in the form of rookies T.J. Oshie and Patrik Berglund (more on them later this week). To get them roster spots, forwards Martin Rucinsky and Ryan Johnson had to be allowed to walk in free agency. Tough guy defenseman Matt Walker, who sat in the press box eating nachos for more than a month early in the season, also was not re-signed. Jamal Mayers, who always played like the long lost twin brother of Ryan Johnson, was obviously deemed expendable as well.

The week of the NHL draft in June when Mayers was traded to his hometown Toronto Maple Leafs, No. 21 was the longest tenured Blues player. A fan favorite for his toughness and grit, Mayers had speed to burn and hands of stone. He would hit the goaltender square in the chest on a wide-open shot in the slot but somehow put the puck in the net from behind the end goal line or from the boards with his back to the goaltender. Former Blues announcer and failed Hawaiian gubernatorial hopeful Ken Wilson was an obvious homer on his former mid-day radio show on Fridays during the hockey season. But he was never a fan of Mayers saying the forward had the talent to be a quality player but lacked hockey brains.

Mayers was traded for a third-round pick in this past summer’s draft. That pick allowed the Blues a day later to trade a fourth-round pick to the Nashville Sexual Predators for goaltender Chris Mason. Legace will be pushed for playing time by Mason who has two years left on his contract while Emmanuel will be a free agent after this season.

Other than signing a bunch of no-name dudes who already have apartments in Peoria, that was the extent of the player moves the Blues made this offseason. They did draft a defenseman with their first pick in the draft, 18-year-old Alex Pietrangelo (kind of sounds like orange Jell-O). He’s expected to at least get a nine-game tryout with the Blues, a loophole in the collective bargaining agreement that lets teams play kids too young to be assigned to the AHL but not have the season count toward arbitration and free agency. Pietrangelo could be sent back to his junior team in Canada at the end of the nine games or could pull a David Perron and stick for the rest of the season. With the most damaging event of the offseason coming just a few weeks ago, Pietrangelo may have a chance to play the entire year in St. Louis.

The week before training camp started Johnson was at the Lake of the Ozarks playing golf with veterans on the team as part of a bonding experience. Believe what you will about the fantastic story where Johnson said he stepped out of a golf cart with one foot and twisted his knee after slipping on the brake pedal, he’s done for the year. It sucks. Boy does it suck. Remember when I wrote up above the Blues needed more offense from the defense? Johnson was going to be a key part of that. Not this year.

The Blues are sticking to the “grow from within” game plan. Will it be enough? Can they compete this year in the Western Conference? Come back later this week to find out.

Pietrangelo Makes The Team

October 7th, 2008

By Sean Gallagher

He will not be wearing number 08 this year.The Blues announced yesterday that their 1st round pick from this summer, Alex Pietrangelo, has made the team to start the season. Additionally, team president John Davidson noted that he made the team on his own merits, not due to injuries to Erik Johnson and Jeff Woywitka.

Pietrangelo, who tallied five assists in five pre-season appearances, can be sent back to his junior team after nine games and save the Blues one year on their initial contract with him. However, if he is sent to juniors, he is not eligible for re-call to the NHL team this year. Likewise, he is not eligible to be sent to the Blues’ AHL affiliate in Peoria because of his age.

What do you think about this latest chapter of the Blues rebuilding process? Let us know in the comments.

We Have A Small Announcement

October 6th, 2008

You would have to know we couldn't do a photoshop that nice.

By Brad Lee

Starting today, you’re going to be seeing a lot more content on this Web site. But you’re also going to see me somewhere else as well.

We’d like to announce a new partnership of sorts with InsideSTL.com, an obviously St. Louis-centric site you may have seen before. The baby of local sports talk radio host Tim McKernan, InsideSTL is home to local sports chatter, nightlife happenings and local girls sometimes wearing bikinis…standing in public fountains. Like him or the site or neither, we’re getting exposure in a new forum and a wider audience. You’ll see new stuff from me on the site almost every day.

When I have something new over there, we’ll start it here so you know. We’ll still have stuff that’s GameTime.com-only such as our world-famous live blogs (you knew we’d be bringing those monsters back this year) and our other writers will still be bringing the information and the funny here. So it’s a win-win situation.

Today, I introduce myself with my How I Became a Blues Fan piece that ran earlier this summer with some Game Time history thrown in and some expectations for what the column over there will be like. Feel free to check it out. Let us know in the comments here or there what you think.

It’s going to be an interesting season for the Blues, possibly one that could define the franchise for years to come. We’ll be here and at InsideSTL for the entire ride. Join us, won’t you?

And You Think The Blue Rat Is Bad…

October 2nd, 2008

By Sean Gallagher

Holy shit, it looked JUST like this!Back in my grade school days, I hated my bike. A junker Huffy that was bright yellow and made a buzzing noize when it going fast, the thing was a goddamn disgrace. Taking it off our homemade jumps was like jumping an iron sled with concrete block saddlebags and square wheels. I hated that piece of shit.

Until my neighbor two doors down got his birthday bike and is was a pale yellow stingray with a glittery banana seat and chopper-style handlebars. Sure, it’d been the shit if he was a pre-pubescent drug dealer in the hood; alas he was no such thing. Hell, I think that piecer even had tassles hanging out of the handlegrips.

Instantly, my bike was 40% more acceptable. It still sucked and I still hated that thing, but at least it wasn’t as bad as that kid’s.

Ever see a PR Department have an abortion before?I had much the same feeling today when I was forwarded a story about the Phoenix Coyotes’ new mascot. That’s right, the PHOENIX COYOTES are being represented by “Pierre The Fanatic Hockey Snowman.”

I couldn’t have come up with something worse if I’d tried.

Can you imagine the brainstorming meeeting that led to this montrosity?

“Phoenix. Desert. Hmm.”

“Coyotes. Animal. Hmmm.”

“I’ve got it! What’s the opposite of everything we are about as a franchise? How about a French-Canadian born inanimate object? We can even put in something about how much he likes hockey right in the name!”

And the slow clap commences.

To which we wonder, Just how much peyote is too much?